521. There is just no good reason to ever look into a woman’s purse.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

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— Subject: Senior moment - A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. | LinkedIn