521. There is just no good reason to ever look into a woman’s purse.
519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an explanation.
(Source: rulesformyunbornson)
518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give none.
(Source: rulesformyunbornson)
517. You can’t learn anything with your hands in your pockets.
(via tim burke)
508. Eat like a local, tip like an American.
(Source: rulesformyunbornson)
512. If she asks for your help opening a jar, you better damn well open it.
(Source: rulesformyunbornson)
